Potatoes who are jobless!

Random subject to talk about today is: POTATOES! A potato is a starchy tuberous crop. You can make a range of things like jacket potatoes, chips, wedges, mash, roasties, rosti and things with those things in like potato bake (according to Simon :S OK MATE) OK I'm bored of talking about Potatoes. I think I will talk about unemployment. Well it sucks. BIG TIME! People moan about working but when your not working it's even worse. You just waste your days applying for jobs and doing nothing. It's total balls. I hate it. I don't understand people who live off benefits and do nothing. Why would you want to waste your life away. It's so pointless. Wouldn't you rather have a job so you can buy things and make something with your life. I so desperately want a job so that I can go on holiday, go on adventures, buy things for myself and learn new things like: piano, adobe suites packages and instruments etc. I just want a bloody job!!! PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME A JOB!!!!!! Thank you and goodbye.