Now you may have seen a few evil cats in your time but this beats them all. She hates been cuddled, she never sits on your lap and she will bite and hiss at you if you stroke her when she's "not in the mood". When you pick her up she moans and tries to escape, ripping your skin to shreds in the process. Those claws of hers are lethal. They are like razor blades attached to ninja swords. That's not something you want to piss off. Don't get me wrong she is a little cutie in her own little wicked way. For example she will play ball like a dog with you and you can easily play ninja cat with her. She constantly amuses me with her addiction to orange peels and her obsessive nature of being feed every second of the day. She's the kind of cat that will follow you into the toilet and watch you pee, who will sit in unusual places and just stare at you like she's going to attack your face.
This isn't the only cat who is an evil bastard. I've heard many stories of evil cats with their evil looks and no cuddles or attention just evilness but why? why are cats so evil? Is it because in ancient Egyptian times they were considered the guardians of the underworld and possessed god like powers. Now that just freaks me out.
While I lay in bed tonight trying to figure out my sudoko puzzle I will notice from the corner of my eye my cat. Staring at me. And all I will be able to think about is, if my cat is secretly planning to take over the world or even worse, waiting till I fall asleep so she can steal my soul. OH SHIT!
